Bumps in the Bathroom:

And other lost shows

2026 Album

Once you’ve crossed the line,

who cares how
far you go…

liner notes

From
the artist

Behold a collection of obscure indie musicals: Bumps in the Bathroom, BAIL OUT THE MUSICAL, and Lesbian Love Octagon. Shows that premiered in East Village basements and bars for tiny audiences on out of tune pianos and 55-key Casios; done for the love of theatre, untethered from commercial success, by people who loved each other and never believed they couldn’t make magic from egg crates and belting. 

Unfortunately, like most off-off-off, these shows were forgotten like a night of drinking. You were there or you weren’t…Now, many years later, we’ve pulled bits and pieces of them out into the sun, orchestrated them and preserved them. 

I present to you a little downtown sweetness and subversion, for those who remember, and those who will learn.

Love - Will

Tracks

1. Bumps in the Bathroom
(from Bumps in the Bathroom)
Evan Kinnane
Music & Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

2. Apple Pie
(from BAIL OUT THE MUSICAL)
Emily Skinner
Kelly Lomonte
Dechelle Damien
Music & Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

3. Mikey
(from Bumps in the Bathroom)
Evan Kinnane
Music & Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

4. wwwdot
(from Lesbian Love Octagon)
Gretchen Wylder
Gwynne Wood
Ring of Keys Choir
Lyrics: Kimberlea Kressal
Music & Additional Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

5. I Knew a Girl
(from Lesbian Love Octagon)
Will Shishmanian
Lyrics: Kimberlea Kressal
Music & Additional Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

6. Julian
(from Bumps in the Bathroom)
Jared Reinfeldt
Ring of Keys Choir
Music & Lyrics: Will Larche

7. Clarity
(from Lesbian Love Octagon)
Beth Malone
Lyrics: Kimberlea Kressal
Music & Additional Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

8. Say Goodbye
(from Lesbian Love Octagon)
Andrea Prestinario
Felicia Blum
Gretchen Wylder
Kimber Elayne Sprawl
Will Shishmanian
Ring of Keys Choir
Lyrics: Kimberlea Kressal
Music & Additional Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

9. If I Were Paul Bunyan (Single)
(from Bumps in the Bathroom)
Ben Jackson Walker
Music & Lyrics: Will Larche
Orchestration: Scott Ninmer

The shows

Bumps in the bathroom

By Will Larche
Featuring The Plaid Panthers

A one-man (plus backup “Cuntry Cabaret” with a death wish, Bumps in the Bathroom (2008-2011) invited downtown audiences to do more than just watch—it forced them to decide. From the stages of Pussy Faggot and The Duplex, the show dissected sex work, addiction, and the hollow ache of alienation inside your own gay community, ending on a razor’s edge: Will asking the room if he should end it all. Audiences often answered “no.”

BAIL OUT THE MUSICAL

By The Wreckio Ensemble|
Music and lyrics by Will Larche

BAIL OUT THE MUSICAL (2008-2009) proved an accidental prophecy. Written with The Wreckio Ensemble during the 2008 financial collapse, it asked the question: “What if you had to Republicanize your art to get funding?” The show follows a group of—literally starving—downtown performance artists forced to sanitize their art in order to eat. Think: transforming dense, Pro-Choice, Richard Foreman-esque (so many strings!) operas into jingoistic, xenophobic, anti-abortion, anti-welfare, high school musicals. Sell out, Louise!

Lesbian Love Octagon

Book and lyrics by Kimberlea Kressal
Music and additional lyrics by Will Larche

Lesbian Love Octagon (2010-2013), set in the late 90s on the Lower East Side, was about a less-than-butch dyke with a broken heart whose friends (a bevy of ex-girlfriends and ex-girlfriends' ex-girlfriends) come rushing to her aid, inciting a tempest of lust and betrayal and arguing that happiness is polyamory, protests, and wimmin's bookstores. Pre-Fun Home, pre-The Prom, this early, alternative lesbian musical touched on subjects considered unsellable in mainstream musicals at the time: gay culture beyond cis-males, the transman experience within the gay community, and the hyper-specific lives of young, passionate, LES lesbians.

James Olmstead Producer
Will Larche Producer
Chris Cubeta Producer (1,9)
Megan Larche Dominick Executive Producer


Scott Ninmer Orchestrations
Julianne B. Merrill Music Director
Emily Reutlinger Director (1,9)

Alexis Berthelot Recording Engineer (1-8)
Chris Cubeta Recording Engineer (1,4,8,9)
Angie Teo Recording Engineer (4,7,8)
Meredith Okamoto Assistant Engineer
Chris Cubeta Mixing Engineer
Richard Salino Mastering Engineer

Michiko Studios Rehearsal Studios
Open Jar Rehearsal Studios


Studio G, Brooklyn, NY Recording and Mixing
Renaissance Recording NYC Additional sessions (4,7,8)
Power Station at Berklee NYC Additional sessions (7)


Carlo J. Nerko Accounting
Morris Music Law, PC Attorney
Sophia & Nia, Gen Y Planning Finance


Barbara Eldredge Word Salad Consultant
Elgin Reese Social Video Editor
Liz Skollar PR Publicity

All Night Skate Album Cover Location
Danny Waits Model
Josh Jones Model

Liam Spradlin Art Director

Aliyah Danielle French horn (1-5,7,8)
Andre Vasconcelos Acoustic Guitar (8)
Ann Klein Acoustic & Electric Guitars (6), Lap Steel Guitar (6), Banjo (2)
Ashley Baier Drums, Percussion (2-5, 7-9)
Brandon Lee Trumpet (1-5,7,8)
Brian Krock Bass Clarinet (1), Clarinet (1-5,7,8), Flute (1)
Chris Cubeta Bass (1,9), Synth (1,8), Percussion (1)
Clerida Eltime Cello (2,3)
Francesca Dardani Violin (1,9)
Jami Dauber Trumpet (1-5,7,8)
Jared Newlen Clarinet (2-5,7,8)
Julianne B. Merrill Piano (4-6,8)
Kristine Kruta Cello (1,9)
Laura Sacks Viola (1,9)
Lexi Bodick Basses (2-8)
Maria Im Violin (1,9)
Mazz Swift Violin (2,3)
Noelle Rueschman Flute (2-5,7,8)
Sara Jacovino Trombone (1-5,7,8)
Tia Allen Viola (2,3)
Tomoko Akaboshi Violin (2,3)
Will Larche Percussion (5), Piano (1-3,7-9)

PERSONNEL

VOCALISTS

Ally Ibach (4,6,8)
Andrea Prestinario (4,6,8)
Anita Castillo-Halvorssen (4,6,8)
Beth Malone (7)
Ben Jackson Walker (8)
Christiana Cole (4,8)
Dechelle Damien (2)
Dylan Brown (4,6,8)
Evan Kinnane (1,3)
Emily Skinner (2)
Felicia Blum (4,8)
Gwynne Wood (4)
Gretchen Wylder (4,8)
Jared Reinfeldt (6)
Kelly Lomonte (2)
Kevin Miller (6)
Kimber Elayne Sprawl (8)
Lauren Brown (4,6,8)
Lucy Anders (4,8)
Madi Smith (4,6,8)
Maggie McNeil (4,6,8)
Marie Eife (4,8)
Max Raymond (4,6,8)
Will Larche (6)
Will Shishmanian (4,5,8)

orchestra

Aliyah Danielle - French horn (1-5,7,8)
Andre Vasconcelos - Acoustic Guitar (8)
Ann Klein - Acoustic & Electric Guitars (6), Lap Steel Guitar (6), Banjo (2)

Ashley Baier - Drums, Percussion (2-5,7-9)

Brandon Lee - Trumpet (1-5,7,8)
Brian Krock - Bass Clarinet (1), Clarinet (1-5,7,8), Flute (1)

Chris Cubeta - Bass (1,9), Synth (1,8), Percussion (1)

Clerida Eltime - Cello (2,3)
Francesca Dardani - Violin (1,9)
Jami Dauber - Trumpet (1-5,7,8)
Jared Newlen - Clarinet (2-5,7,8)
Julianne B. Merrill - Piano (4-6,8)
Kristine Kruta - Cello (1,9)
Laura Sacks - Viola (1,9)
Lexi Bodick - Basses (2-8)
Maria Im - Violin (1,9)
Mazz Swift - Violin (2,3)
Noelle Rueschman - Flute (2-5,7,8)
Sara Jacovino - Trombone (1-5,7,8)
Tia Allen - Viola (2,3)
Tomoko Akaboshi - Violin (2,3)
Will Larche - Percussion (5), Piano (1-3,7-9)

production

James Olmstead - Producer
Will Larche - Producer
Chris Cubeta - Producer (1,9)
Megan Larche Dominick - Executive Producer

Scott Ninmer - Orchestrations
Julianne B. Merrill - Music Director
Emily Reutlinger - Director (1,9)

Alexis Berthelot - Recording Engineer (1-8)

Chris Cubeta - Recording Engineer (1,4,8,9)

Angie Teo - Recording Engineer (4,7,8)
Meredith Okamoto - Assistant Engineer
Chris Cubeta - Mixing Engineer
Richard Salino - Mastering Engineer

Michiko Studios - Rehearsal Studios
Open Jar - Rehearsal Studios

Studio G, Brooklyn, NY - Recording and Mixing

Renaissance Recording NYC - Additional sessions (4,7,8)

Power Station at Berklee NYC - Additional sessions (7)

Carlo J. Nerko - Accounting
Morris Music Law, PC - Attorney
Sophia & Nia, Gen Y Planning - Finance

Barbara Eldredge - Word Salad Consultant
Elgin Reese - Social Video Editor
Liz Skollar PR - Publicity

All Night Skate - Album Cover Location
Danny Waits - Model
Josh Jones - Model

Liam Spradlin - Art Director

Special thanks

Alex Holz
Andrea Prestinario & Ring of Keys
Ayan Daniels
Beverly Blanchette
Cathy Rand
Dick Scanlan
Kevin Miller
Klea Blackhurst
Marissa and Curtis Kingham
The Plaid Panthers
Steven Chaikelson
The Wreckio Ensemble

In memory of Lauren Sapienza